Turkey necks and sausage

Seriously.. Thanksgiving makes me sick. I woke up this morning to the smell of ham, turkey and turkey neck gravy. I was promptly informed after dragging myself downstairs that there was ham, bacon and sausage to eat with biscuits and eggs for breakfast. Gross! I think they want me to develop heart disease! After discovering once and for all that turkeys can’t even have sex because of selective breeding and genetic engineering (their breasts are physically too large!), I have come to the conclusion that I will no longer be thankful on Thanksgiving participate in Thanksgiving. I never want to smell turkey neck again!